thesassylorax:

escapedgoat:

thechartreusedisaster:

neoamericana:

Damn, he got up and looked her dead in the eye before he smacked it out of her hand…it’s his house now. You’re the pet. 

"I said BUTTERCREAM. This is fondant."

gndogdovgdfvgd

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

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bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

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oldskoolpeatbog:

i looked at this 5 times without understanding it then on the 6th time i cried


I don’t get it.

oldskoolpeatbog:

i looked at this 5 times without understanding it then on the 6th time i cried

I don’t get it.

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deadlydinos:

When straight men are like “but if I share a locker room with a gay guy he might look at me!”

Okay leaving aside the fact that gay doesn’t mean attracted to you

And gay doesn’t mean “lacking in any sort of human decency or inability to prevent staring”

DOES THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE LOOKING AT YOU IN A SEXUAL WAY, EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO BE SEXUAL, MAKE YOU SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE MY STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND?

DOES IT

DOES

IT

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yahooentertainment:

lupita is the best

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jollityfarm:

crospeaks:

iguanamouth:

titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it

I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.

also titan arum’s Latin name literally translates to ‘giant misshapen phallus’ so

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missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

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